Egyptian jokes

Once a Saidi fellow was asked a question:

- Why did you kill your father?

- They were organizing a trip for orphans, so I wanted to go there.

- Well, why did you kill your uncle?

- Because I wished my brother would travel with me.

- Ok, but why were you going to commit a suicide?

- It seemed that they cancelled a trip.

Three Saidi lads decided to set up a chicken farm. They dug a hole and threw therein three chickens, filled a pit and waited one day…Two days…Three days… However, the chicken tree didn’t grow. They tried one more time, though in vain, so decided to message their brother, who was a graduate student in  the USA. He replied to them: “Send me some soil assays to analyze it”.

A Saidi chap went to the USA and turned on a beverage dispenser, but wasn’t aware of how to turn it off. He took a first plane to Egypt.  They  asked him: “What’s on in America?” – “Hang on, father, time is ripe that it sank”.